Thought these names in the news were quite ironically appropriate.
Peter Boddy talking about body building…
And Mr Loser with his giant bird cage. I love how instead of referring to him by his last name like they do in 99% of all news articles (as per above) they ended up referring to him as John instead…booooring.
Personally I think “Looser’s assistant is dwarfed by this creation” would have been funnier…but that’s just me, I still laugh at the word ‘duty’ or when people trip and pretend they didn’t.