I am sure most people have seen this but today I dedicate the WTF? Friday post to my most favourite blog EVER (besides my own of course) …Sleep Talkin’ Man
Essentially this guy’s wife started a blog transcribing what her husband Adam mutters in his sleep – some of the stuff is so insanely funny that it has brought me to tears at the ridiculousness of what he says. There is some speculation that it is a hoax but I believe it and don’t care if it is fake as I haven’t laughed like this in a while. I hope you enjoy it even a tenth as much as checking the site for updates is fast becoming my favourite part of the day.
Warning…does contain adult language (which what makes it even funnier).
Some of my faves include:
‘So this is what it feels like to be a gummy bear’
“You can’t be a pirate if you don’t have a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules’
“Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”