I’ll be watching and taking notes

8 09 2009

I am a sucker when it comes to trickery or illusions as a kid I remember sitting in front of the TV watching David Copperfield (the American illusionist not the Dickens novel) make a train disappear in front of my eyes.  When I moved to the UK I stumbled across a show featuring the English illusionist Derren Brown.  After watching him select a random audience member ask her four questions including the name of a newspaper, a page number and a word then producing a newspaper in a sealed box with the word she said circled on the page number she picked, I was hooked.

Dont even start to tell me she was seeded in the audience because I BELIEVE….Anyhoo my Britlusionist has a new show starting this week and he will start by predicting the lottery numbers live on TV on Wednesday.  Don’t be surprised if you find me cross-legged with my nose too close to the TV just like I did when ol’ Copperfield worked his magic….and if you don’t hear from me after next week’s draw, I am on some island counting my winnings.

Derren Brown predicts the lottery

PS  I don’t want to hear any comments like ‘if he can predict the lottery why doesn’t he just make his money predicting the lottery’.  I don’t know, maybe he has enough money and wants to share his talents with the world….or he’s crazy, or it’s a big ploy by the National lottery, or….I don’t know. Just watch it.





Idiot tax

7 02 2008
Euro Millions

Well, I paid my idiot tax today on my way to work in the form of 6 tickets to tonight’s Euro Millions draw. Yes, I know i have a better chance of being hit by lightning, being invited out to party all night with Britney Spears or getting hit by lightning while out partying with Britney but I don’t care…why?

Because the draw is for £95 million…that converts to:
127,113,788 Euro
$187,275,128 Canadian Dollars
2,379,884,853Maldivian rufiyaa

That would be enough for us to finally own a house in London, maybe even with a garden and I could do my grocery shopping at Harrods…or better still, hire someone to do my grocery shopping at Harrods! Call me an idiot but lets see who’s laughing tomorrow when I jet off to the Maldives to ponder how to spend my winnings.